Cu*t Keyring | Sweary Gift | Mature | Adult Humour | Offensive | Keychain | Swearing | Abusive | Boyfriend Gift | Friend Gift


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Cu*t Keyring | Sweary Gift | Mature | Adult Humour | Offensive | Keychain | Swearing | Abusive | Boyfriend Gift | Friend Gift

Not to everyone's taste, but will definitely hit the spot for some. These cute, dinky keyrings are available with a range of offensive words, and can be customised if our rude vocabularly doesn't stretch as far as yours!

They make a great little stocking filler and can easily be attached to keys, and gadgets with the lobster hook.

* 5cm white acrylic star

* D-Ring connector to lobster hook

* Coloured tassel

1) Select your chosen wording from the drop down menu
If customised is selected please leave a message as you checkout with the word you
would like - maximum 8 characters). Please double check your message before you
send it as the details cannot be changed one the item has been made.
2) Select your preferred tassel colour from the drop down menu
These are selected at random. If you specifically need a colour more suited for a man
(e.g.browns, yellows, blues) or a woman (pinks, pastels) please select the relevant
option. However please note these will still be selected at random.


IMPORTANT:Whilst every care is taken to ensure consistency across all of our handmade products, there may be some slight differences in appearance, for example text size (dependent on the number of characters in the word) and positioning.

Keyrings are sent with a proctective film on the back, and attached to card using a removable glue dot. These are then placed in a cello bag. The lobster hooks may need adjusting if they shift in transit.

Whilst dispatch will usually occur within 5 working days, please allow up to 10. If your order is needed urgently, please get in touch prior to ordering.

Shipping from United Kingdom

Please do be sure to check that you have entered the correct delivery details so that we get your order to the right recipient. Unfortunately, if your details are wrong, we will incur costs for collection and re-delivery which we will have to pass on to you and we would hate for that to happen.

Dispatch times are a true indication of how long you should expect to wait before your item is posted. You should expect your item to take up to 3-5 working days (UK, 7-10 working days USA) for the item to be delivered by the chosen postal/courier service. Please take these times into account when ordering.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Returns and exchange details

In accordance with the The Consumer Contracts, buyers are permitted to return an item within 14 days of purchase if they change their mind. Buyers are responsible for ensuring the product is returned in the same condition it was received, and for paying for returned postage. It is recommended that returns are sent by recorded delivery. Buyers will not be reimbursed for postal upgrades to tracked or signed for costs where applicable.
Products that have been customised or personalised are non-returnable. This includes any alterations to the product, for example, requests for holes to be placed in product, names, additional wording or colours to be changed from those advertised. For this reason, please take extra care when giving personalisations. In the unlikely situation where a product is faulty a full refund including postage will be issued (upon return of the faulty product - in some instances photographs may be required).


Customs and import taxes
International orders may be subject to customs checks and inspections. Whilst we appreciate a delay in the arrival of your goods is frustrating we can not be responsible for this. Full tracking information can be provided which may highlight where such delays occur.
Buyers are also responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply.

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